Tim Couch: Young Frankenstein or Weird Science?

Somebody better warn Gene Hackman to bolt the doors and lock his windows, folks - because The Transylvania Times-Herald is reporting (from this Fisher-Price computer) that "Frankencouch" is storming the steroids countryside (and looking to toss any upstart bloggers down the well, as well - Zoinks!).

Oh, Tim Couch, what has become of you-? The former "cautionary tale" from the "new" Cleveland Browns has now been allegedly linked to steroids, according to Yahoo! news in recent reports.

And, to add insult to injury, the casting Couch has recently been released by the Jacksonville Jaguars in another futile attempt at an NFL comeback...

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?"