Friday, October 05, 2007

LeBron James: The Cat in the Hat

So, what the Wahoo was LeBron James thinking wearing a New York Yankees' hat? No doubt, it's not the crime of the century - but was he channeling "Elaine" from Seinfeld, or what?

Sham I am ...Green Eggs and Ham! Hey, all Dr. Seuss aside, LeBron can cheer for whatever "Evil Empire" he wants to ...but wearing it to the Jake during a Tribe playoff game was simply shameless, no doubt.

Ever hear about hometown loyalty? Does LeBron know anything about respect? Does someone from Akron understand anything about Cleveland pride (or lack thereof)? I think not.

I expect this kind of treachery from the national media and the such. I have come to expect this kind of nonsense from the ESPN nitwits who shill for their big market teams without the blink of an eye. Look no further than ESPN's Mike Greenberg who "predicted" the Detroit Tigers would win the AL Central MONTHS ago.

Greenberg's book: Why My Wife Thinks I'm an Idiot: The Life and Times of a Sportscaster Dad (she's not the only one) tells his God-like rise "to the top" as he (and his nanny) struggle with the burdens of raising their rich kids while juggling his responsibilites as a professional sportscaster.

Regardless, Mike Greenberg's baseball "predictions" on the ESPN Death Star (like his lame attempt at a book) belong in the dirty laundry bin - along with the rest of the "poopy diapers."

Go Tribe!

I'm not bitter, ladies and gentlemen of the jury - I just want to set the record straight: And ESPN can't handle the Truth!

As far as LeBron James - someone should feed his Yankees' cap to Rudy Hafner as a chew toy here in Cleveland! Who let the Tribe out? Woof! Woof! Woof!

Chris McVetta is a shameless psuedo-sports writer (without the media credentials) who predicted the Tribe in the playoffs and the Cleveland Browns with an (8-8) season. Who knew?


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