Big Money, No Whammies!

NEW YORK, Oct 25, 2005 -- Infinity Broadcasting Tuesday said "Loveline" host Adam Carolla and former Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth will fill the mics vacated by Howard Stern, as well as Penn from "Penn and Teller."

Well, as a shareholder in the company now, I guess I just pulled the lever and won the jackpot on my Sirius Satellite Radio slot machine: Howard Stern will soon move to Sirius in 2006 and will be replaced by ...THREE LEMONS.