Sammy Sosa Hits 600: See What Some Flintstones Chewable Vitamins Can Do, Kids?

Sammy Sosa (pictured left) after a day at the BALCO Outlet Store. With all due respect to a former Arts Editor of mine (back in The Stone Age) who might say: "Yabba Dabba Don't" tell me that Sammy Sosa hit his 600th home run because of "pure power."

As The Great Gazoo would advise: Only a bunch of "Dumb-Dumbs" would believe THAT.

What words can you possibly say about a guy who just hit his 600th home run (against his former team, the Chicago Cubs) and has now joined the elite ranks of a chosen baseball few like Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, and Barry Bonds?

Well, like Sammy Sosa at a Congressional hearing on steroids himself, the words “no hablo inglés” quickly come to mind...